he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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