You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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