Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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