Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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