omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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