she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
