I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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