i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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