I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
it glows. i had to have it.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It's never too late to be topless.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
