Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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