Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Randomize
