I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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