hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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