I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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