Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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