I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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