What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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