i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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