he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We’re leaving where are you
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