another moral hangover. fuck.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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