I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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