Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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