almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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