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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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