Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
