Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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