i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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