8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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