just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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