My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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