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im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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