definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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