No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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