I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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