i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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