Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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