I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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