I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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