Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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