I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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