I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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