My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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