Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Tell her she can't have a vagina
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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