im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
