i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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