Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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