I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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