In the future we'll all be gay
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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