I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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