They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
i out mim tonsoeep
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