Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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