I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize