I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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