I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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