It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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